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If there’s one thing the average Nigerian knows, it’s that hard work doesn’t equate to money. So, Zikoko’s Ministry of Finance is reviewing the salaries of these Nigerian professions and assigning new pay to everyone.
Last Updated May 26, 2023
Bank staff – ₦60k
They already count more than enough money every day. Why would they ever need more?
Politicians – ₦33k
If they really want to be public servants, they should lead by example and collect a minimum wage. It’s the least they can do.
Barbers – ₦1 million
They can literally mess up your look for the next month. You definitely don’t want to mess with their pay.
Policemen – ₦500k
Let’s pay them well enough that it won’t even occur to them to stress us whenever we meet them on the road.
Teachers – ₦500k
Do you really want to underpay the people responsible for ensuring your child’s future is bright? Do you want to pay for a low-current future?
Doctors – Whatever they ask for
We don’t even have enough of them, so we can’t afford to play hard-to-get with the people japa-ing every other Tuesday.
Lagos babes – Everything and more
Like it or not, being a Lagos babe is a full-time profession. Serving looks not only requires talent, but lots of money too. That’s why they deserve everything.
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